From morning to night I’m bombarded by news,
I must keep up with this ones or that’s ones views.
From tabloid surface garbage,to broadsheet Polemics,
Everyone’s words are peppering me,injecting me with their pandemics.
My inbox is awash with petition after petition,
Lookout here’s one that’s come to fruition!
Today I thought enough of this stuff,
To be human is to call their bluff.
So carry on all you hacks,
But just try to print the facts,
The facts,the facts,the facts!